I told you I would do this. I drank no beers last night. Watch the lead crumble, CRUMBLE! Oh, by the by, did you hear Obama gave Johnny Q. England a Goose Island 312 Urban Whear? Way to go president! What a guy! Seriously though, that's awesome. I'll pen a million word essay about it in the future, but suffice it to say, this almost makes up for his weak-sauce Elena Kagan pick.
Total Beers: Still 518
Where I Should Be: 487.671