Total Beers: 240 (almost 1/4 of the way done!)
Where I Should Be: 219.178
*Here's where you're probably saying to yourself, "Ryan, Liz is putting up with this ridiculous 1000 beer year thing and has been pretty cool about it. Do you really think it's a good idea to antagonize her?" Look, you're not the boss of me. You don't know the intricacies of my marriage! And I'd like to think I know a thing or two about women. Those two things: 1) They never get mad at me for anything because I'm too precious, and 2) ok, well I guess I only know a thing.