URGENT!!!!!!

I have a new mini-mission in my 1000 beer year. To drink these 3 beers:

The problem is that I most assuredly cannot buy them for myself because they are, if not in fact then in spirit, macrobrews. So here comes the URGENT!!!! part. Someone buy these for me. Immediately. I cannot believe these beers exist until I drink them. I mean someone has to drink them, right?

Also, here's a little preview for tomorrow's entry: BEER DRINKING!