There's No Easy Way Out!

I haven't been sleeping well the last couple nights. Many of you may know why. If there is one thing I love more than beer, it is the Phoenix Suns. So you can imagine my discomfort at the thought of losing Amar'e Stoudemire. Last night I was sure would be Amar'e's last game in a Suns uniform, so I parked myself on my couch, put a bunch of beer in the fridge, and prepared to cry myself to sleep. I ended up drinking three beers (Brooklyn American Ale, Sam Adams Winter Lager and Holiday Porter), while watching the Suns lose to the Mavs. Amar'e, for what it's worth, put up a herculean effort and I was glad that I tuned in to watch. I went to sleep, tossing and turning, knowing that when I woke up, I would be in a world where Ama'e wore a different uniform. Well guess what? The Suns kept him! I don't even care if we lose him for nothing this summer. I'd rather have every last second possible with this glorious, glorious man. It's like if I were drinking a Westvleteren and I only had a couple of sips left and somebody offered me whole Saranac Lager for the remaining sips. Ain't gonna happen. All I know is that tonight I will sleep well. Also, I want to make a post surrounding just this video, but I think it speaks for itself:

Sorry about the sports talk, but it couldn't be avoided. I'm going to a bar I've never been to tonight with a bunch of friends, so I should have some good beer stuff to talk about tomorrow.

Total Beers: 143

Where I Should Be: 131.506